If I were an artist...i'd...well i'd...

If I were a famous artist, I’d be called Ryan Faris, I guess. I would never leave my flat in paris except for the occasional trip the grocery store. I'd lock myself in my place for weeks until I finished my piece. My latest masterpiece would be full of vibrant colors. It would be a mixture of abstract art and impressionism. I’d use mainly oil paint on canvas and a variety of textures to express what I wanted the viewer to feel. It would feel smooth to the touch in some places and rough and rigid in others. I’d burn my art or take a piss on it after drinking whiskey or something, and do other crazy things to warp the paint and canvas. My artwork would standout from other artwork for my strange use in texture and color. My signature would be my use of sharp or piercing textures and objects mixed in with other more realistic beautiful images. I’d give the viewer a strange feeling of mental confusion yet physical relaxation. This is the goal in which I would like to achieve with my work. It may be far from the goal of others or the same goal as others, however, that doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that I'm taking my own ideas and expressing them in my own way.